salvawhores-world:

Penelope (seductively): Tell me your wildest Fantasy


Colin (enthusiastically) :I’m on the wheel of fortune I spin it so hard it lights on fire.


Penelope (judging) : no babe I meant like -


Colin (gleaming) : Everybody claps

yourmom02:

I love how the series Colin is all “I HAVE TO GO TO SCOTLAND FOR MY LOVE OF TRAVELING CALLS AND I FIND THE ENTIRE POINT OF STAYING AT ONE PLACE POINTLESS”

And the book Colin is all “FOOD I WANT FOOD GET ME FOOOOOODDD”

whatabarb:

Colin: So you kissed Debling?

Penelope: Certainly not!

Colin: ???

Penelope: I am a gentlewoman.

osblaineforlife:

So I wasn’t online much today went on Twitter and oh Luke Newton Destroying me

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I’m like Hot Damn 🥵💦 i am having thoughts dirty ones lol oh S3 is gonna to destroy me i showed my mum the pictures she’s never watched Brigerton her exact words “now that’s tasty”

pedrohub:

PEDRO PASCAL as JAVI GUTIERREZ
The Unbearable Weight of Massive Talent
(2022) dir. Tom Gormican


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